March 2012
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Watchcraniumcrunch:
frontpageher:
A little back story to this clip before you watch it:
Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said, “This scene was the...
Best "You know how I know you're gay" ever
Josh: You know how I know you're gay?
Me: How?
Josh: You're sweet to girls.
Ashley: Josh is a retard.
Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
hushupleslie:
zombiepartygod:
uhohcheeriio97:
fuck that i want ALL the creepy compliments you guys can muster up
i like creeps.
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me: ok i have two essays three quizzes a test fifteen problems left on the math homework a makeup lesson fourteen paragraphs due tomorrow eighty pages to read and i gotta finish that book too plus that research paper has to be ten pages and it's due next week i haven't started that oh and those work cited pages plus the lecture notes i need to copy them again
me:
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One of you fuckers should date me.
I don’t bite.
Unless you ask me to.
expectingggg
dancingbearsmama:
wildchildwisdom:
be ready before you decide to become a mother….
All you young, too young (teenage) girls that are getting pregnant and thinking its gonna be a fairytale:
its immature to think that.^
youre being unrealistic.
your finally gonna understand everything your parents ever told you.
and this is only the beginning.
Learn from other people, please!
^this.. I...
February 2012
To get a coffee or to not get a coffee... that is...
I wonder if I have time to go to Sonic and get a Java chiller…
That would be lovely.
Yea.
I think Imma do that.
Work
twicearmed:
Kill… me…
School
Kill me.
ladygwendy:
y’know
a lot of girls born in the 90s have very common middle names chances are, I share my middle name with more than half of the girls I follow
(my middle name is Nicole)
it’s always Nicole, Lee, Marie, Lynn, or Rae ^ oh and Michelle
…..
I’m Ashley Diane.
Ashley Prokop is Dianne Ashley.
Kayla is Kayla Marie.
Wazu is Shelby Lynn.
Truth post is truthful.
ladygwendy replied to your post: How is it that you’re getting compliments and…
There is NOTHING wrong with you. You deserve the best and you WILL find someone that will be amazing.
Yea, but I’m tired of waiting.
Everyone’s getting boyfriends or getting married.
Or laid.
I want that dammit. At least the boyfriend part. I fucking hate being lonely.
Not to mention that,...
How is it that you’re getting compliments and boyfriends left and right….
while I’m not?
I’m not conceited or cocky or anything, it’s just that I don’t quite understand why guys aren’t interested in me. I’m not a slut, yes, I have a kid, but he’s well taken care of and has a father… I’m in school and working toward getting what I...
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someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
I ALWAYS see this debate about how Buffy is a “slut”. Throughout 7 seasons, she slept with- Angel, Riley, Parker, Spike. I don’t think I left anyone out.
Well, in 7 season of Weeds, and don’t get me wrong here, I LOVE Nancy, but she slept with- Her husband, Alejandro, Peter, Conrad, Esteban, her lesbian lover from prison, her lesbian lovers brother, and then we find out...
Reblog if you would never cheat in a relationship....
And to those of you who say that I have, fuck you. You don’t know me and you’re only saying shit to twist me and make me look bad. You’re making Robert think that the only reason I’ve left him is for someone else. And you made him do a DNA test on our son even though Robert’s the only guy I’ve ever been with.
So. Yea. /rant
Fighting:
How white people fight:
How spanish people fight:
How BLACK people fight:
How ASIANS fight:
You got spanish, white, and black wrong.
You ever see a black girl fight?
Them bitches don’t play.
