January 2012
Its the Dark Lord's birthday!
byjove:
Everyone push a muggle down the stairs! I mean wait….don’t do that actually. Happy Birthday you fabulous bitch.
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DRINK.
BUT IT’S A STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI.
AND IT’S NASTY.
awkwardlyhere182:
iwas-thinking-ofyou:
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December 2011
Beard Compliment Translations
winterlungs:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
I’m reblogging for...
My page looks so much better now.
The new theme made it look much, much better.
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I JUST BURNT THE FUCK OUT OF MY SCALP.
OW.
I thought a one inch straightener would be better, and in many ways it is, but I feel like my scalp might go numb now OW
argarfield:
It’s so confusing though when I see an American person write a date like 12/17/11 and I’m like BUT THERE IS NO SEVENTEENTH MONTH
Re-blog if you remember this shit right here.
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
Dammit. I’ll be 21 in May.
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I need to go to a doctor. And get sleep meds. Cause I will never sleep on my own.
Not unless someone puts a timer on my internets.
and doesn’t give me the password.
People before following me: What a great blog! They seem like a cool person, I think I'll follow them. :)
People 3 minutes after following me: Oh god what no WHY
